Category Archive: RanDumb

Mar 20

Dear NBA

I doubt this will ever be seen by anyone that matters but I wanted to voice my opinion anyway. Over the last few years NBA basketball viewership has been in a downward trend. I have a simple idea to resolve this. Animate the ball to be on fire and show tracers if after a team …

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Feb 28

Even More MsPaint!


Feb 13

Titanic, Too! (And The Reporters Played On…)


Who doesn’t love a great story? Particularly one that tugs at our sense of nostalgia, sorrow for senseless tragedy and desire for a new beginning? It seems our particular modern brand of instant-access news media is built on sharing stories we all want to read, whether it be salacious and outrageous on the one hand or …

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Jan 28



Oct 23

MSPAINT art Requests Part 1

Ive been doing some MSPaint Art in my downtime, taking requests in a small local Reddit Facbook group. Here are some of my favorites!        

Oct 23

Fuck Yeah Editorials! – Back To The Past!


Happy Back to the Future day, everyone! Oh wait, what, I missed it? It’s already October 23rd, isnt it? Well damn it all if I don’t have a flying DeLorean so I could go back and tap into some of that cultural capital (but we here at EMM, we generally take a “fuck it” approach, so I’m’ma …

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May 22

GM & John Deere’s DMCA Plans: The Facts.

So everyone I know is posting this piece of news with headlines similar to “You don’t own your car! GM says so.” This would be another example of a sensationalist headline that links you to a couple paragraphs that are designed to rustle your jimmies rather than inform you. I’m going to do my best …

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May 07

Some advice for the NFL

Screw “Deflate Gate” I have real solutions to your football problems!

Mar 12

How to Save the World: Stop Using Corn Ethanol

Most of the time I decline to get political on this site. The fact that I am taking a stand on this particular issue aligns me with some really bad people. I’m speaking out on this because after educating myself on the production of Corn Ethanol is so fucking stupid I couldn’t stay quiet about …

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Mar 05

Graffiti’d Bills

No top 10, no rankings, just fun with money!

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